Chunhowe's Theory of Evolution.

've noticed that I've been posting a damn lot of crap over the past few days. People cannot stand so much crap over a short period of time!? They'll turn into crab people! omg! Later they run to the beach and never be seen again!!!



"Do you watch Southpark??"

how then?

Ok, for this post, here at yetanotherhowe.blogspot.com, "we" crap and we chat about serious stuff too. In this post, I'd like to introduce the very interesting topic very kindly brought to us by Charles Darwin, of evolution.



The Great man.

Since civilization began, the great men have been wondering about the purpose of their existence and how they came about. Some said humanity was bornt from rocks, some said that they were bornt from yetanotherhowe.blogspot.com. Nevertheless, there was a great deal of discussion moving about.

Then, in 1838, there waz a Charles Darwin, a naturalist. In brief, he went to travelling the seven seas with Captain Jack Sparrow on the Black Pearl Captain Robert Fitzroy on the HMS Beagle to study natural history in the tropics.



Artist Impression

Along the way, he noted down animals of many species and also read a book suggesting how land raised and sunk, exposing fossils and shells. As he went on, he was puzzled by how similar animals actually originated from different places, like birds (finches to be exact) on Galapagos's Island looked seemingly different but yet were of the same family.



"H is for Howe... "

Now, justice is not done to summarise the great work of Charles Darwin and the process of how he developed the theory of evolution, in a few paragraphs, but I'm no wikipedia and have limited time. So, for futher reading, head here.

Natural Selection is a beautiful but savage process. It is not ping-pong, nor like the macarena. It's heartless, cold, but yet pressures that the strongest survive and overall ensures the survival of the species over its environment, leaving the weak to fade away.



And Natural Selection can't damn hell be a flying penguin.

But however, as I once iterated, humanity is arrogant and ignorant. Humanity overshadows natural selection, ensuring that all humans survive as much as they can. Humanity reproduces without control, like Malays without condoms. Humans are not subjected to the harsh rules of the lush, cruel rainforests nor the huge, cold ocean depths. They are not restricted to limitations in environmental resources, opting to draw as much petrol as they like, without fear that the Earth might just collapse on them.



Hmmm... why cant Natural Selection be Jessica Alba then?

Things aside, humanity protects all of their species as much as they can, contradicting the theory that only the fittest will survive. Consider this. Males should be judged on how good they are in sports, or in whether they survive after wrestling pythons in zoos. If you do, then many woman will be attracted to you. Then you choose the best looking one, go for dinner, have sex, pregnant, pop - new baby, who will be harder, better, faster, stronger.



BUT. A male in our society, who cannot even wrestle and win an earthworm, can go to match.com, click click and click, gets a mate, go for dinner, drugs her drink, have sex, pregnant, pop - new baby, ALSO.

Ok, it's too dramatic, but see how it SHOULD work, and how it IS working?

Humans are just not following the natural course of actions anymore. Unintentionally, we have overrode the original ways. Is this all inclusive within a larger plan, or is it all accounted for? It's like a panda suddenly grow wings and fly to an eternal neverending supply of bamboo in Guan Yin Ma's Bamboo Garden.



"Let's GOOOOooOOooO~"

Pandas are destined to die!!! They're supposed to be wiped out by now!!! They looked like they're injured all the time. AND who ask them to be so stubborn as to only eat bamboo! If one of them ate something else, then, that'd be natural selection. If I can train a panda to eat rice, fuhyoh, he'll be the king of pandas lah.

Hmmm...

"w-w-w-dot-ebay-dot-com... search ' p-a-n-d-a '...

hmm... five hundred pounds... buy..."

*cliffhanger*

Glossary:
Ping pong nor macarena - Quote movie, Balls of Fury (2007)
Malays without condoms - Malaysia and Indonesia.
harder, better faster, stronger - Quote song, Stronger (Kanye West, 2008)
Leng lui - pretty girl.
Guan Yin Ma - Goddess of Mercy.
Fuhyoh - Digi Prepaid Plan.