One stormy night,
thunder striked across the black sky,
like one that you would see of one at the bowling ally...
And the wind blew,
like one that you would see of the colour of the sky...

There was a man,
in a car,
trapped on Jalan Ampang.
Not in a glass jar, but in a traffic jam.
He was impatient, restless and uncertainty sure,
as he sat still but his eyebrows danced,
as he rapped his fingers noisily against the silent engine whirl.

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He looked up, and squinted ahead,
people were burning up bankers who were dead.
He knew he was late, and he could not wait.
His wife was in labour, for christ sake!

He unlocked the door and jumped his car,
He took out his handpone and thought afar:
"Hello dear! You hold on,
I'll be there before you're gone

'I always hoped that you would die
I would take your money and not cry'
but the line did not get through, he got a dead tone,
'Cos knncb, he was using Celcom!

He managed to reach the hospital on foot,
although he did use both as fast as he could.
Hurriedly, he rushed to the counter of the reception
Vaguely, she pointed to the room of the direction

He ran in, slamming the door open in the process
Next to his still wife stood a nurse in a pretty dress
But that wasn't the point, no it wasn't!
The graph on the respirator had plateu'd, yes it had!

'I'm sorry,' the doctor said,
'We have really done our best.'
'No, no don't be sorry,' the man said,
'Now I can finally take a rest.'

And out of the baby's mouth, came:
"NIA MAH, YOU TAKE SO LONG TO COME MEH!?"

And that was the beginning, of the Curious Case of Hooligan Howe.

P.S. If you have no idea what I'm babbling about, see here.

Que Sehra, Sehra.

*que slow orchestra music*

When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother, what could I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be sweet?
Here's what she said to me.........

*drumroll... everybody who can sing it, sing with me!*

QUE SARAH! SARAH!
WHAT EVER WILL BE, WILL BE
IF YOU WANT TO BE YUNA, YOU SHALL BE!

QUE SARAH, SARAH...
WHAT WILL BE, WILL BE.



Yours sincerely,
your good friend, Chunhowe.

P.S. I must say, I did a pretty good job. Although I do admit that I accidentally shaved off her eyebrows in the process (not that she had much anyway). Can la, right?

The Dark Knight dialogue parody - The Dark Examiner.

Everybody in TDK studies ACCA! :D

Alfred: A long time ago, I was in the UK, my friends and I were studying for the ACCA paper. They were really hard and we had huge problems trying to understand the subject and comprehend the sheer extent of the syllabus. But the subjects were constantly examined by a horrible examiner, failing everyone he could. So we went looking for this examiner. But in six months, we never found anyone whom he passed. One day I saw a child playing with a candidates' paper. The examiner had been failing us without even marking our papers.

Chunhowe: Then why fail them?

Alfred: Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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The Joker: Wanna know how I got these scars? My ACCA examiner was... a monster. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Other candidates get the good lecturers to defend themselves. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the marking scheme to them, laughing while he fails them. Turns to me and he says "Why... so... serious?" Comes at me with the marking scheme, "Why... so... serious?" He sticks the pen in my mouth. "Let’s put a smile on that face!"

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Fun with some classic dialogues from one of the best superhero movies evarrrr. I know it's an old show, but hey, the Godfather is still one of the best shows ever isn't it? And Titanic (=.=") still one of the highest grossing films. Unfortunately, eventhough it's a weekend, I can't afford time to do a big post. Sorryyyy~

First paper on the 2nd of December - next Tuesday. Gulp! Wish me luck!

Tag by beloved Sarahkatelee who's planning to KO me if I ever touch down at any Malaysian airport.

Tagged by beloved Sarahkatelee who's planning to KO me if I ever touch down at any Malaysian airport.

General...

Real name: Chai Chun Howe

Nicknames: Handsome guy, handsome dude. *dodges spinning heel kick* K k... Howie, Goldfish, Gao Lao, Howe Chun Chai.

Married: Nope.



Whoops! I copied wholesale! =P Now we have the same dress!

Male/Female: F for father. M for mama mah.

High school: Greenridge Secondary School.

College: Taylor's College

University: Sunway Uni College, London College of Accountancy.

Short or long hair: Likes short hair. Wallet prefers long ones.

Are u a healthy freak: Ok la. Likes to chew on grass in free time.

Height: 180?

Do u have a crush on someone?: I accidentally crushed into a lamppost that day with my car.

Do u like yourself: What? You're asking the Prince of Perasaan-ism?

Piercings: About 10 on my left testicle. Another 100 on my right.

Righty of lefty: Right. That's why that side got more.

First....

Surgery: Boob enlargement.

Piercing: So many already. Can't remember.

Person u see in the morning: My fairy Godfather.

Award: in Primary 1 gua. The starting of many more to come. *cheyyy* I bet I cheated.

Sport you joined: Exercising rights, raising eyebrows and jumping to conclusions.

Pet: I think my first pet was a family pet, of aquarium fishes. That died.
Then it was a dog. That got given away.
Then it was a pair chicken of chickens. That got eaten given away.
Then it was a pair of terrapins. One died, the other's STILL ALIVE! LIVE ON BABE!!!

Don't know whats with me and animals..
OH recently there was a gorilla scare in my area. Its been some time since those meddlesome primates dared to venture into our secured perimeter!

*story*
I was in my house and i heard this confused 'meow' from my tiny terrapin. I came out to see the gorilla in my porch about 3 cm from my terrapin poised to attack. My poor terrapin knew it was dangerous but at the same time knew it wasn't something she could handle! I immediately grabbed my terrapin by the hind legs, spun her like a football, dribbled her pass 4 defenders, took her up, shot for 3 pointer, missed, rebounded, volleyed her against the goalpost, and as she flew back, I slapped her with an iron 7 golfclub into the house and proceeded to kill the gorilla. I had to.

And when I finally disposed of the gorilla carcass, my terrapin had died.

I wonder why.

*dodges kamehame-ha*

Vacation: When to the moon once. Mars was fun.

Concert: Ya hor... never been to one leh. Sponsers?

First crush: There was this bug that was irritating me sooooo much.. so...

Currently...

Eating: I can't eat and blog at the same time. I type with 2 hands.

Drinking: I can't drink and blog...

I'm about to: Sleep.

Your future...

Want kids: Yea. I sincerely hope they don't turn out to be like me. lol~

Want to get married: What? I'm supposed to bring up my kid alone?

Careers in mind: Auditor, Financial Controller, Consultant, Turn-Around Man. Artist. Flasher. Nudist. Gigolo.

Which is better?Lips or eyes?: lol~

Hugs or kisses: Hugs from guys. Kisses from girls. Aha!

Shorter or taller?: Longer. HAIR!

Romantic or spontaneous: Are they on the same scale? Can chose both right? But OH YEA... I'M ALREADY BOTH.

Sensitive or loud: Choose sensitive and Edwin puts me to shame. Choose loud and Wanyong puts me to shame. Tough call...

Troublemaker or hesitant?: Why would I want to be any?

Have u ever....

Kissed a stranger?: You can? Interesting.

Drank bubbles: What's bubbles? (copied Sarah's answer, double =p)

Lost glasses/contacts: Yea.

Ran away from home: Yea. more like got chased away from home for almost 3 hours before I decided to go back.

liked someone younger: Eh! I seldom get the chance k? With all these old hags surrounding me...

liked someone older: Yea.

Broke someone's heart: Parent's?

Cried when someone died: Don't remember having so.

Do u believe in...

Yourself?: Yea.

Miracles: Yea, when he comes in the name of Cristiano Ronaldo.

Santa Claus: Erm... if the kids love it, I do too.

Magic: Who believes in magic? Define magic.

Answer truthfully..

Is there someone you want to be with right now?: Yea! In fact, a bunch of them!

Do u believe in God?: I believe in Guan Yin Mah! (Holy Shit! She got wikipedia-ed)

Tag 5 people:
Hmmm... I'll tag people who I don't know much about. Let's see: Jessica Alba, Keira Knightly, Kate Beckinsale, Scarlette Johansson, Jolin Tsai, Maqqie Q..... *dodges nuclear missle* K la. Anyone who thinks it's fun and wants to do it!

PS. Btw, if you're wondering why I'm doing this, read Sarah's blog. You'll understand better.