an space alien dropped by my window that night while i was sleeping. i assumed it had long hair so accounted for a strand of long hair i found in my room. it woke me up and asked me how to get to the sunway lagoon to watch the Pussy Cat Dolls world tour 2007. i said, if he didnt mind, he could stay with me and watch. so ok fine. but he waited for an hour and was damn furious.

"WHY ze is no pussy catz? they no ze perform today?" he asked.

i was like "WHAT?"

apparently there was this space lag which resulted in him arriving almost a week earlier. although he had some chunted technology which allowed him to fly thro space and stuff, he just came from too far away and minor timing errors ended up amplified.

so, in a fit of anger, he sapped up all my msn contacts and flew away.

if the words are too small, it says

"your contact list does not have anyone on it. Click the Add button above to start creating your list. "

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF MY CONTACTS NOOOOOOOOO WTF?????????????