Malaysia is a land of many opportunities. For a young, outgoing and handsome teen like me, it would most probably be the opportunity to laugh at the mistakes of other people, for example, Malaysian movie translators...
You see, Malaysian cinemas have this tendency to subtitle all shows, no matter English, Chinese, Cantonese or whatsoever. And as they go with it, our favourite translators sometimes makes my day by making his translation funnier than the show itself!
Here're a few of them of the lowyat forums:
1) "You're fired!" = "Awak di-api!"
2) "Freeze, POLICE!" = "POLIS! BEKU!"
3) BLACK HAWK DOWN = Misi Merbahaya (Well, at least its not Burung Helang Hitam Jatuh.)
4) Day After Tomorrow = Lusa
5) The Fog = Kabus Maut
6) "Let's get the f**k outta here" = "mari kita bersetubuh keluar dari sini"
7) "No, shit!" - "tidak tahi!"
8) Pirates of the Carribean : Dead Man's Chest = Lanun Carribean : Dada Orang Mati
9) Saving private Ryan. = Selamat Kemaluan Ryan.
10) "Welcome to the dark side..." = "Selamat datang ke tempat gelap.."
roflmao? yeap, so did i... so did i too...=D