Don't groan.
Don't sob.
Quote Polish Mum: "Bravo, Machik, Bravvvvoo..."
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I was studying that day in my room that day, without the internet, sitting in a yoga position on my bed.
I was so bored that I accidentally drew a line on my toe.
Okay.
I purposely drew another.
And.
"Hello!"
Mr Left Papa Toe popped out of no where and stared at me intensely, without saying a word after. I stared back at him, afraid that he might attack me if I ever did blinked or looked away for a split second.
Finally, after staring at each other and almost embracing into a kiss, he shook his head and to my upmost horror, his children came!
Mr Left Papa Toe made his children pop out onto my other toes!
2nd Toe: "Hi! I'm an enthusiastic team leader!"
3rd Toe: "Hi! I'm stuck! !@#$%^&*"
4th Toe: "Hi! I'm a computer technician!"
5th Toe: "Hi! I'm a girl and the only sister in the family!"
......
Next Up: Mrs Right Mama Toe!
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Yea, as if I care if I just published pictures of my leg online.
