The following is an extract of the report I sent to F.B.I. Malaysia* detailing my the status and progress of my mission.
XOXO- TOP SECRET -XOXO
Subject: Suspicions of Roommate is a Werewolf.
The subject in question is an Indian. He's in his late twenties, currently 90% working and 10% student. He's supposed to be studying but apparently he appears to be not. A student is just his cover.
The following is his biodata:
Name: Garan-Something
Codename: Gary
Age: Late twenties. Told me once but I forgot
Height: Short
Weight: Skinny
Race: Indian
Hobbies: Sleep, Play Age of Empires III
Photograph:
Don't get fooled by the above image. He might not seem to be there, but he's there, camouflaged well in his natural habitat. He doesn't seem to have the habit of keeping clean, but does once in a
Characteristics:
1. The subject has messy hair. He also has hair all over his chest, back and legs. He might be a werewolf, so I keep garlic under my bed at all times. Claims to be vegetarian but this is still highly disputable.
2. The subject has an abnormal sleep pattern which allows him to sleep anytime of the day and night, as long as it's 15 hours a day. He has a tendency to get up wake for work, as he has already done twice in the past month I've been here. It's winter and it might be his hibernating season.
3. The subject is always out of the room under the pretense of working. Normal subjects are only allowed to work 20 hours a week. However, although the subject is officially a student, he has the amazing ability to work 40 hours a week. Might be his uncanny werewolf blood that has helped him.
Artist Impression:
It must be noted that the subject has a jovial and laid back character. Stones out often. Maybe thinking about how cook his next meal. Most of the time his girlfriend packs dinner for him, thus coming to the "don'tknowwhattocooktonight" dilemma.
Future Plans:
For now, we plan to go to Asda tomorrow to buy some food and try out some new recipes. But in the long run, constant monitoring will be maintained at all times.
In case of the subject finding out about these suspicions, this post will self destruct in 5 seconds.
Chunhowe, over and out.
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PS. The acronym F. B. I. Malaysia = Friends Back In Malaysia
XOXO- THE END -XOXO
*boom*