Foreword
Pushing on from the momentum of the "Chunhowe, you're a bastard!" post, today, we at Yetanotherhowe.blogspot.com would like to hold an open discussion into the intriguing behaviour of mankind's actions. And note that carefully, that's MANkind. Why have I noted that so explicitly? Well, that's because this post will be about the social mechanisms of the interesting men-men relationships at his point of life of his highest vulnerablility. This post is about where and when men are most susceptible to all risks and threats. This post is about men, especially those macho, dumbbell pumping sweaty man who apply baby oil to make themselves look them sexy.
This post is about men, and the social mechanics of the men, in toilets.
Man, why study them?
Now, for many guys, going to toilet is a common thing. Analyst estimate that men actually spend almost 1/3 of their lives asleep and 2/3s of them somewhere else, presumingly the toilet. Where else then? Still, despite this alarming statistical fact, there has been little material on the market available for little johnnies and little bengs to fully understand the vast ideologies behind a toilet-going man. Thus, the purpose of this post will be to do the world a favour, and to offer a most comprehensive guide to mankind, and womankind alike, if they wish to understand the single celled organism called men.
Man, who are you?
To start off this comprehensive guide to Men and his Vulnerabilities 101, first we've gotta define the two major elements. First, the "Toilet". Some call the toilet the blissland. Some call it the pissland. But for general family reading purposes, we shall refer it as to the toilet. And by toilet, we do mean a complete toilet set of assessories, mainly a peehole, a poohole and a basin. Most have small mirrors in them but they're actually optional.
Next, we talk about the element "Man". By saying man, we refer to man as the typical healthy man with proper sexual orientations and mindset. Yes, I mean every single normal man, like Tom, Dick, and Jeon.
Ok, maybe not Jeon but you know what I mean.
Man, what do you do inside?
There is a single sole purpose of man going to the toilet - that is to excrete its excretory products, be it urine, poo, or watery poo, it doesn't matter. We call this "the toilet process". Men go to the toilet for one reason only. Unlike the opposite sex, men do not go to toilet to socialise, men do not go to toilet to put makeup on, men do not go to the toilet to camwhore. Men go to the toilet for what the toilet is for. PERIOD.
(Catch up on Men and his Vulnerabilities 101 next week for more interesting facts about the average toilet-going men...)
