Man, why are you vulnerable?
Due to social reasons, men are constantly forced to put on a strong front in from of others of the same species. However, when the men are in the toilet, they let go of themselves for a while for that momentary period of privacy. Yes, according to Sun Tze, when in war, attack the enemy at their most vulnerable. Here, we offer different stages of the toilet process as compared to the different stages of vulnerability:
As you can see, man have differing stages of vulnerability. Generally once in the process, the defense stat of men actually pluments quite drastically. We call this drop in defensive abilities, rather uncreatively, "the Drop". The drop will reach a certain point of criticality we'll like to call, "ZoneYellow". Beyond this zone, there's another zone of extreme vulnerability we christen "Zone Red".
What happens when you enter a big "process".
Now, the reason behind an understanding of this is that there's a distinct difference of upmost importance between Zone Yellow and Zone Red: the mobility of men. You see, if you stage an attack at Superman with him in Zone Yellow, he can still kick the living daylights out of you. However, if you attack Superman when he's in Zone Red, you can probably touch his privates and still walk away with it. See how bloody useful is that?
However, in actual life, even though you might eagerly await to be able to apply your new-found knowledge, the fact that there's only 1 Superman will consequently inable you to not be able to meet Superman everyday, so it might not be so practical. Thus, we have volunterily come up with a list of items/activities that are slightly more relevant to the average men:
1. Touch Spiderman's privates.
2. Touch Batman's privates.
3. Touch Cicakman's privates.
3. Touch Ultraman's privates, but only if you're tall enough.
(Part 3 comes during on Sunday, or Saturday if I manage to mug someone's laptop while he's in Zone Red, discussing about the various activities you actively participate in while in "the process".)
P.S. I shortened the name of the study to just "Men", due to an overwhelming response that the name was too complicated and many readers were unable to understand comprehensively.
P.S.S. I brought the scheduled date forward due to the overwhelming response of enquiries in my tagbox. Apparently many men require help and are glad that yetanotherhowe.blogspot.com is here to help them. We thank and welcome your participation.
P.S.S.S. PERIOD: a word used to emphasize finality, as when expressing a decision or an opinion: You're not going to the movies tonight, period! (sauce) Take that, you haters!
